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I am having my Entrepreneurship test tomorrow and I was reading my notes until my friend messaged me and told me there were some really stupidly dumb bodohful suku and non related part that he read in the notes but what to do, its one of our syllabus for this subject .Okay , its chapter 3 of Entrepreneurship ,which is about ISLAMIC ENTREPRENEURSHIP .I don't know why it have to be ISLAMIC ,so don't ask me! I never heard of a rich successful self pumped (without much support from government) businessman not eating pork nowadays except if they want to be vegetarians . OH , I read the part my friend asked me to read and its MUSLIM ENTREPRENEURSHIP ETHICS ,there are 15 of them ;

• •To prevent laziness (yea, whose the lazy one?)
  
• •To eradicate fear (Do you fear pork?)
  
• •To search for legitimate venture (beside hisap gam and rempit-ing?)
  
• •To avoid forbidden and thankfulness of whatever has been acquired (err?)
  
• •To grow and develop capital and profit (Wow! even a small kid also know!)
  
• •To diversify business venture (mmkay)
  
• •To avoid greediness (say only)
  
• •To avoid malicious behavior (say only)
• •To avoid stinginess (say only)
• •To pay alms (Zakat) (zakar?)
  
• •Trustworthy (say only)
• •To pray consistency (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
  
• •Tawakkal (wtf?)
  
• •Patience (say only)
• •Qana’ah (kanasai?)

The next day ...

Overall ,I found out "To pray consistency" is the most out of the point !I laughed so hard it stuck in my mind and I wrote that in my test paper whenever I am lost ,especially the part where I need to list out the Ka naah ,Ka nneh ,Pu uki , and all the theories from Al-Quturbi and his brothers ,Al-dabi ,Al-inwan ,Al-Lakat ,Al-Ucard and Al-Dante .I think this subject is trying to Islamize the students .So for safety purposes ,I went straight to eat kolomee after the test .